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well ive always secretly wondered if you were a clam guy or a sausage guy but that can be a question saved for a later date.
so yeah.
i have lots of pussy eggs.
from trying to watch my whale breed with one.
i got tired of setting them free so i decided to give them to people.
celadon is pussy galore right now.

I really hope none of this means what it could possibly be insinuating at the moment.

[It's so indecent and he's really glad he's alone right now because he's totally blushing.]

You have cat pokémon?

oh my god.
do i like seriously have to spell it out for you?
weenies.
dicks.
cocks.
schlongs.
ochinchins.
penis.
or.
pussy.
clam.
hot pocket.
vagina.
does that clarify for you?

and yes i do have a cat pokemon.
purely for breeding stock.
i never battle with it.

I hope you weren't expecting an answer to that question.

What type of pokémon is it?

maybe i should draw you porn then.
whatever gets you the most flustered is obviously your preference.

skitty.
the little pink cat that all the girls love.
im not a fan.
but i have to own one for science.

Please don't.

For... science. So you bred a few extras?

here ill start with the gay.

[And then he switches his video feed on. At first nothing is amiss, until he raises a bright orange smuppet up into view. It's bulging buttox and jutting proboscis looking oh so wrong.

Bro shifts so there's a side view and then he brings the smuppet up to his lips, dragging his tongue up the phallic-shaped nose of the puppet. Then, he puts the head of his mouth on it and sucks very obviously, letting out a hum for Masato's benefit. Thanks to the side view, Masato can see his orange eyes flick to the corners of his eyes directly at the camera.

After a moment, he stops.]

More extras than I know what to do with.

[It's enough of a shock that Masato's gear pretty much goes flying out of his hand, lying neglected and now blinking with a new video feed. This poor child, who had been sitting there on his bed eating melon bread, is now sitting in shock and on the verge of choking over his sweet.

His face is a tomato right now and he looks very uncomfortable to be alive, thanks.

It really will take a few minutes for him to even work up the courage to pick up his gear again.]

[Well if that's not telling, then he doesn't know what is.

But just for the sake of finishing, he will now start playing some porn from the Poke-world internet, this time hetero. Though Masato can't see it, the sounds of a woman moaning can be heard quite loudly over the speakers.]

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[And now he's even redder, as well as scurrying over to try and find a way to turn off the gear. The most he manages to do is just turn it face down to where his camera is obscured.]

D-d-d-don't have such indecent displays over the network!

[If anything, the volume goes louder for a few moments, before he figures that Masato has had enough torture for one lifetime and he shuts it off.]

It's really hard to figure out which one flustered you more... But you seemed pretty turned on by me sucking off the puppet.

[Here, gear. Have a pillow. It's a lousy silencer, but it combats the crescendo and is only removed when there's a good moment of silence.

Once Masato picks up the gear again, he actually looks kind of upset. This turns the entire balance of decency off.]

Why are you doing this?!

Because I love you, baby. Why else?

[No really it's because he's an asshole.]

That's not funny in the least.

But what if it were true? Just what if?

I'm sure it isn't.

But. What. If.

What if? Well... [He sighs.]

I would have to sincerely apologize, as I don't reciprocate those feelings.

But could you?

[Why is he asking?

Curiosity. And ever since Valeria left, he's been a bit... weird. Weirder than usual. And now? Now he's legitimately curious. Would he have a shot at the prudish idiot with the fantastic butt?]

[Wait, is he serious?! That has Masato looking up in surprise, but then he just diverts his eyes. This... is very odd.]

I... I don't know.

Is it really such a hard question? It should be a simple yes or no answer.

Love isn't a simple yes or no answer. Y-you can't just suddenly decide your feelings.

[ABORT CONVERSATION, ABORT CONVERSATION]

Alright, let's take it down a notch. Like. With a capital L. What about that?

[Abort command rejected.]

[WHY]

W-well, I'm not sure I know you well enough for that stage yet. You've definitely got a striking personality, but even then...

[Even he doesn't know. It's just one of those things he's jumped on and is riding out.

But honestly? It's because of Valeria. Ever since she left, he's wanted to know if it was possible anyone else here could feel the same way for him. He just doesn't realize how much he wants to know that.]

I've let enough fuckin' people down easy in my day to recognize when somebody's trying to do it to me. If you wanna say no, just fuckin' say it.

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